Typical Day with a Toddler

My day starts out with Larz at the breakfast table eating his bananas and pancakes. Except he's not the only one eating. The floor is eating, the table is eating, his shorts are eating, the wall is eating and even my face is eating too. Its a feast let me tell you. Then I clean up his syrup ridden face and hands and let him loose. Throughout the day he is climbing, opening doors, opening the fridge, climbing in the dishwasher, pushing on the water machine letting water go everywhere then slipping and crying, putting things in the toilets, you name it, he's doing it. His new favorite thing is to climb up on the couch when we aren't looking and turn the faucet on. It flooded our kitchen the other night a little. (I wasn't home thats why ha) Anyways. I can't have anything nice, cute, or anywhere near the floor because Godzilla will ruin it. I made him pay today. I made him clean. I still love him to death but sometimes I just want to put him in a dog kennel.